What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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He joins AARP

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.