What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety