What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happens when a lamppost breaks?

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.