What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.