How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids