How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.