The lanlord!
Because it lasts forever.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Because people are dying to get in!
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
Lisa Frank
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".