What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Weep Jokes More Weep Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.