What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.