What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.