Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!