Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.