One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
There's no sunlight in the closet.
You're getting on my wick.
A fire engine.
Refractions
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
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Diving
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
The winner of hide and seek.
A closet closet.
He was melting
I came, I thaw, I conquered .