Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers