Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger