Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.