Because they couldn't cross the streams.
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
He didn't even finish grad school.
He removed the appendix!
A: Wet feet.
Buffa lo
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
They both downed spirits.
Sigourney "Weaver" :P