Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.