Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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because they get lost at C!

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He removed the appendix!

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

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How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!