Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Because they can't even

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !