Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Short Circuit Jokes More Short Circuit Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !