How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?