How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.