How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.