How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

German Jokes More German Jokes

How much does a German weigh?

Teutons.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.