How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.