How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.