How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.