What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What do you call a Greek stripper?

Popalottapus

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.