What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...