How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.