How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What's the capital of Greece?

The G