How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe