Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.