Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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A bus

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Cause he been solo.

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Suture self!

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

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Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!