Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.