Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor