6-year-old: Because I always win.
It was the first to Sago.
so I punched him in the head.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Because they all have trans-sisters
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
