Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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Beeological Warfare

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

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