What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.