What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes