Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Stick? BARK!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Chicken sees a salad.
me 30 minutes into dieting
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because he got a hole in one!
He cut all his fingers off !
Because it's soda pressing.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes