Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Greece doesn't have default settings!
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
It was taped.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Mick e-mouse.
Because the woodpecker.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
A hematologist pricks fingers.
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
A Sandy Hook survivor
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!
