What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!