What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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Because her lips stick

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.