What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

What do you call a muslim holocaust?

Sand Sanitizer.

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.