What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What do you call a Muslim cowboy?

Dirty hairy.

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave