What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.