What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!