What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.