What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.