What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.