Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.