Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.