Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".