Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.