How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.