How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.