How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.