How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.