A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo
Skin color.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
One....Two...One, Two...
When their time is up.
Time to get a new principal.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
The real joke is always in the comments!"