A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Lightbulb.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
An attornity.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Answer in comments.