A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
a retarded gorilla
A: A Buy-ologist.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Both of them.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.