What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.