What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "