What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'