What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."