When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Bad Girl Jokes More Bad Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Good Girl Jokes More Good Girl Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.