When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What do fish talk about at work?

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*