When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '