Oh my god a talking coconut!
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Oh God, not the B's!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"