What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"