What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!