Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!