Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'