Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'