Cheeseburger Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.