Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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A Beef
He didn't want any beef.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
They are all against Turkey
Sir Loin.
Stroganoff
It had beef.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because they got no beef.
A mis-steak.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You don't want beef with me
Beef on WIC
You want some beef
Patty
FILET MIGNON!**
Because the steaks are high.
A: He has got no beef.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
Beef fair now !
Beef Stroken off
Because it's not stroganoff.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Are you ticklish?"
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
You can roast beef.
Thai-Won Shu.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Lean Beef.
No one wants to be comic sans.
Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
