What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**