What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!