What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!