What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk