What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!