What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk