How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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Know your roll!"

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A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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A Poultrygeist!

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me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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They're still in your driveway

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too weak.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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I still love vista, baby

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Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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He had a loco motive.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

How Long is a Chinamen?

Yes he is.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.