Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company