Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them