Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.