Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!