How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.