How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!