He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Should it really be a lightbulb
One. We're efficient not funny!
Lesbians
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Lets go play on our bikes.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Well-hung.