Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.