Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod