Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins