Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet