Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

removed

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.