Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset