Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.