Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!