It chips.
You get salmonella
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
Because they're both cracked!
An empty plate
The Empty Plate...
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
So that they could make fish and chips.
You feeling salty bro
Bakin'!