What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte