What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )