What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.