What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.