What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!