What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.