What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.