What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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They go fission.

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A: Five after one.

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Because it hurt.

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Hit the sack.

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A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

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It slipped a disk.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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The pavement

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

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Make like a banana and peel.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.