What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ?

B-2 school on time !

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.