Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

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Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.