How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.