How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.