How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.