How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.