How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.