Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar