Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.