Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.