Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.