Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.