What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn