What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper