What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ?

Blue away with the wind !

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.