What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What do you call a group of undead police officers?

Zombie Acopalypse

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.