Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR