Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.