Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned