Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!