How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!