Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man