Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!