Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!