Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible